We need some sheep on our field. Just a few, to keep the grass in order.
'I've just the thing' said Heather 'The killer sheep - the ones on the Triangle field - could do with moving on. You can have them. No problem.'
It turns out of course that these aren't Uzi toting ewes with attitude but some poor old gals, short of teeth, destined for the cull.
We can rest easy in our beds knowing that.
4 comments:
Killer sheep could make some killer mutton - slow roasted, casseroled or curried and given plenty of time to do its delicious thing.
A much under-rated meat - and quite hard to get hold of. I must make enquiries.....
Loved the image of the killer sheep. my experience of sheep (not extensive) is much more of their suicidal tendencies.
I'm trying to decide whether the sheep would prefer the uzis with the folding metal buttress or the fixed wooden stock.
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