Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The Killer Sheep

We need some sheep on our field. Just a few, to keep the grass in order.

'I've just the thing' said Heather 'The killer sheep - the ones on the Triangle field - could do with moving on. You can have them. No problem.'

It turns out of course that these aren't Uzi toting ewes with attitude but some poor old gals, short of teeth, destined for the cull.

We can rest easy in our beds knowing that.

4 comments:

Mopsa said...

Killer sheep could make some killer mutton - slow roasted, casseroled or curried and given plenty of time to do its delicious thing.

mountainear said...

A much under-rated meat - and quite hard to get hold of. I must make enquiries.....

elizabethm said...

Loved the image of the killer sheep. my experience of sheep (not extensive) is much more of their suicidal tendencies.

The Eyechild said...

I'm trying to decide whether the sheep would prefer the uzis with the folding metal buttress or the fixed wooden stock.