We need some sheep on our field. Just a few, to keep the grass in order.
'I've just the thing' said Heather 'The killer sheep - the ones on the Triangle field - could do with moving on. You can have them. No problem.'
It turns out of course that these aren't Uzi toting ewes with attitude but some poor old gals, short of teeth, destined for the cull.
We can rest easy in our beds knowing that.